Monday, January 7, 2013

Pig Flop!

Early in my post about my wonderous parade I talked about doing the Pig Flop when I get really warm...so now I will explains it to you.
The Pig Flop is a very important maneuver and must be mastered before debuting it in a public place like a parking lot or Gram's house.  There are some requirements that a situation must meet before it is proper to do the Flop.  I am all about being proper. (Girl is snorting with laughter at this notion)  Proper dog etiquette that is!
First-ly the situation must be exciting for more than one minute.  Two-ly, I must be having many funs!  Three-ly, it must be overly warm whether outside or in the house.  (Girl would like to note that her house is NEVER overly warm unless you are a small dog rocketing around having a mad five minutes.)
Once all these conditions have been met it is time to do the Pig Flop.  The best way to do this is in front of as many people as possible, but I understands this is not always possible, so one or two peoples is fine....so, in front of your gathered audience (Girl says this is what you call peoples who is watching you do your tricks) you must with GREAT drama flop onto your side without folding your legs at all.  I calls it the Pig Flop because I saw a pig do it once and thought "what a great idea!"
So far I have not been able to do the Flop into mud like the pig did, but I hope to someday. I think that is a great goal to work towards!