Girl says this is my mug shot |
Anyway, at Vet I got to meet a big, black dog named Nick. I wanted to play so bad!... But Girl said "No Olive, Nick has to go see Vet and so do you".
I says "who is Vet? why does I have to see Vet?" Girl telled me that I needed shots (eek!) and a check-up to get a prescription for something called an EpiPen just in case a bee stings me again so I don't break the #1 Rule! In case you don't know the rules... Rule #1 is DON'T DIE! So far I haven't disobeyed this rule because I hear that you can't break anymore rules after that breaking that one. I like to disobey. Rules are for cats!
Girl is saying "OliveDog, get back to your vet story. You are digressing!" Digressing, that sounds terrible! It sounds like something that you would have to see Vet for.
...back at Vet I sitted sooo good on the scale, even though it taked forever to tell me that I weigh 19.3lbs. Then we had to go back to a room that smelled like many other dogs. I sniffed and sniffed and sniffed. Girl was worried that I was going to go potty on the floor, but I know not to do that inside most of the time. The nice lady taked my picture and I let her. I don't let Girl take my picture, it makes me mad and I go away from her. Soon another nice lady came in....this was Vet! She petted and prodded me all over before poking me with two needles. That's what shots are!...She gived me some treats and I ate them up as quick as I could. I liked the treats, but I still wanted to get out of there! Finally, the lady gived Girl a paper and a tag that I will get to wear once Girl gets her act together and puts my tags back on my collar. So that was my trip to Vet!
p.s. Girl did get a precription for EpiPen so I won't break Rule #1 if a bee stings me!