Sunday, September 29, 2013

I'm baaacckk!

Girl says sorry it has been so long, but she has been busy with me and my NEW brother (new as of March)!  This past winter, Girl started asking me if I wanted a brother.  I wasn't sure what a brother was but I was willing to give it a try.  She then kept showing me pickshurs on her  compooter of these little furry lumps.  I wasn't very impressed!  These lumps had NO personality and didn't play with me at all!  So, after a few times of her showing me pickshurs of these pups, I just ignored her like I do with just about everything else.
Well, the day after Girl's birthday (she didn't have to wear a party hat!), I got to go to Boss' house and hang out with him and Daisie all day long.  Girl and Gram were gone on some mission I wasn't aware of, nor did I care, because I was with BOSS!  Around bedtime Girl and Gram came back and they brought a furry lump with them!  I thought this was THE coolest toy ever!
Turns out this was my new brother, Angus, who had just flown in from Tennessee!
And so our new adventure began....
Angus in his Easter finery!

Monday, January 7, 2013

Pig Flop!

Early in my post about my wonderous parade I talked about doing the Pig Flop when I get really warm...so now I will explains it to you.
The Pig Flop is a very important maneuver and must be mastered before debuting it in a public place like a parking lot or Gram's house.  There are some requirements that a situation must meet before it is proper to do the Flop.  I am all about being proper. (Girl is snorting with laughter at this notion)  Proper dog etiquette that is!
First-ly the situation must be exciting for more than one minute.  Two-ly, I must be having many funs!  Three-ly, it must be overly warm whether outside or in the house.  (Girl would like to note that her house is NEVER overly warm unless you are a small dog rocketing around having a mad five minutes.)
Once all these conditions have been met it is time to do the Pig Flop.  The best way to do this is in front of as many people as possible, but I understands this is not always possible, so one or two peoples is fine....so, in front of your gathered audience (Girl says this is what you call peoples who is watching you do your tricks) you must with GREAT drama flop onto your side without folding your legs at all.  I calls it the Pig Flop because I saw a pig do it once and thought "what a great idea!"
So far I have not been able to do the Flop into mud like the pig did, but I hope to someday. I think that is a great goal to work towards!